you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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