I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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