If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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