Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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