I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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