it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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