the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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