I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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