I smell stomach acid.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
PANTIES FOUND
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