True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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