I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My ass is underappreciated
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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