That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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