omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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