Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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