Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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