We should be called the Road Head Warriors
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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