We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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