Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
This is my gift to your gina
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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