He felt like a one man threesome
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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