what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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