Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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