worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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