OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
