Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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