I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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