i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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