Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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