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My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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