he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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