adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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