he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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