He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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