have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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