also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
This is classic penis vs brain.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
soo... how was my night?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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