I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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