What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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