I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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