My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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