I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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