VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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