If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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