dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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