I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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