Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
