My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
smell my finger.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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