There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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