get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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