Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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