man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
It all started with a game of naked twister.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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