So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
only you would photoshop your dick
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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