have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I smell stomach acid.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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