Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
