return my video game
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
